Shuck and Jive

Opinions expressed here are my own and do not represent the views of the congregation I joyfully serve. But my congregation loves me!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

No Gays in Presbyworld

The big 5,000 member First Presbyterian Church of Orlando decided to split the sheets with the rest of us sinners and move to a fantasy church where only heteros are allowed to ride the merry-go-round.

It is not official until the congregation votes to leave and take the presbytery's property for themselves.

The FPCO website says, "In preparation for the congregation's vote regarding The Session's recommendation that FPCO be dismissed from the PC(USA) in order to be received into the Evangelical Presbyterian Church, scheduled for Sunday, January 29, 2012 at 10:00am, we ask that you please take a moment to check the status of your membership at FPCO."

FPC Orlando says, "So long, PCUSA, and thanks for all the fish."