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Friday, October 21, 2011

Jesus Seminar Arrives with the Rapture!

Today is supposed to be the rapture. Remember?

Harold Camping says the world will probably end today.

It is the same day when scholars from the Jesus Seminar come to Elizabethton!


We are ready at FPC Elizabethton!

We are set up and waiting for the parousia.

The book room.

The banquet tables for the seating of the faithful.

The scholars' heavenly thrones.

I hope your name is on the scroll of life. Don't fret if you are not. Walk-ins are welcome.

See you tonight at 7:30 and/or tomorrow at 9:30 a.m!