Shuck and Jive

Opinions expressed here are my own and do not represent the views of the congregation I joyfully serve. But my congregation loves me!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Gay Parking


Thanks to Michele for this!


14 comments:

  1. That isn't just gay awesome - that's AWESOME!

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  2. Gay parking is just so time consuming. Having to park your car in the middle of the road, get out, get the broom out of the boot and then sweep the parking space. It's just too much bother.

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  3. Gay parking: I forget, is it supposed to be on the left side or on the right side? I've never been able to get that straight. :-)

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  4. The left side is reserved for us who are left handed and those who have the bar sinister on their coat of arms, that is those who are true bastards.

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  5. It's the bisexuals I feel sorry for, Kattie. They keep getting run over when they get out of the car.

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  6.      Oh, that's wonderful! It's so true.

         I have a running joke with a friend of mine who's straight: "What do gays do on Monday nights?" Answer: Iron. I do my ironing then, and it kind of makes the point that life is just life.

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  7. Please would you send your photographs of gay ironing into OCICBW.... Some of my readers probably don't know how to do it properly.

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  8. I think left sided parking life styles are sinful and un-scriptural. We should cut them off so that right sided parking life styles will not cause us to burn in hell.

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  9. I heard the other day that my congregation is known as "the gay church".

    I think we are a church.

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  10. Gay parking takes so long because you have to color coordinate your car with the ones around you.

    This conversation reminds me of this fun little animation (an oldie but a goodie):

    http://www.markfiore.com/animation/agenda.html

    Enjoy

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  11. Oh, that is excellent. Wish this could go viral.

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