Shuck and Jive

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Tuesday, March 09, 2010

God Has A Special Place for Your Naughty Bits

The Busybodies have spoken. As they are wont to do.

They have words about your naughty bits.

Responding to the
ever so lame report on 'marriage, civil unions and Presbyterians doing the nasty' by a special committee to investigate same,
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a minority report declared:

Let us boldly proclaim that God has a place for sex!
It is a pure place. A special place. A place free of all homos and the "carnage of sexual hedonism."

It is a place approved by our lord and savior, Gladys Kravitz.

It's mawwiage.

But not this kind!

This kind.

Any Questions?