Shuck and Jive

Opinions expressed here are my own and do not represent the views of the congregation I joyfully serve. But my congregation loves me!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Shaking the Windows

The Presby Mod now has half the denomination on Facebook and Ashton Kutcher thinks he's a billy big rigger on Twitter.

Y'all better just watch your donkey 'cause Shuck and Jive's done put the hammer down for Jesus.

Double eighty-eights, Rubber Monkey, keep your nose between the ditches and Smokey outta your britches and I'll catch you on the flip-flop.