Taoism: Shit Happens
Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it.
Protestantism: Work harder, or shit will happen.
Materialist: Whoever dies with the most shit, wins!
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Atheist: I don't believe this shit.
Agnostic: I don't know shit, and neither do you!
Eco-spiritual: Compost happens. It's all good shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
"religious truth. one dozen different perspectives.
religious intolerance. narrow thinking. no sense of humor. bad shit.
celebrate spiritual diversity. coexist!
think globally, shit locally."
h/t an unnamed presby