Shuck and Jive

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Saturday, January 03, 2009

God Hates Shrimp





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Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.

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3 comments:

  1. is salmon still okay? And if it isn't, then what do we do about Salman Rushdie?

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  2. This is too funny. I'm sure I've done a couple of things, in my younger days, that should have gotten me stoned(no pun intended, but did make me giggle)!

    Don't you just love the church sign generator? I've had some fun with that.

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  3. Thanks Street Prophets and Crooks and Liars for linking to this. Check out my other silliness too!

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