Shuck and Jive

Opinions expressed here are my own and do not represent the views of the congregation I joyfully serve. But my congregation loves me!

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Edwards Awaits Verdict

The trial for Rev. Janet Edwards has concluded and the verdict is scheduled to be announced later today. Rev. Edwards has been accused of violating scripture and the constitution for marrying two women. According to reports from More Light Presbyterians, the prosecution was pretty lame. Should be a slam dunk not guilty verdict.