Shuck and Jive

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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

The LayMAN's Call to Arms

The LayMAN has determined that there are but five righteous and faithful congregations left in the PC(USA) and has issued to them a call to arms.

These five congregations scattered throughout Mississippi, North Dakota, and Southern California have decided to form their own presbytery where they will be free to follow the biblical mandate to handle snakes and burn witches.

The call to arms inadvertently caught the attention of Hindu Goddess, Lakshmi. She stated she would be happy to help the LayMAN achieve enlightenment, but was rebuked by the LayMAN's commander in chief: "We don't want help from a girl," he said.