Shuck and Jive

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Monday, October 01, 2007

Nominations are Coming in for the Worst 80s Song!

Nominations are open until tomorrow night for the worst 80s song. As usual, some of these songs I really liked! But that's OK. Here is the list so far. Nominate often. Just one song per artist, though. Here are the nominees so far:

  1. Lee Greenwood--God Bless the USA
  2. Toni Basil--Hey Mickey!
  3. Styx--Mr. Roboto
  4. Hall and Oates--I Can't Go for That
  5. Michael Jackson--Beat It
  6. Men Without Hats--Safety Dance
  7. Conway Twitty--Slow Hand
  8. Wang Chung--Everybody Have Fun Tonight
  9. Various--We Are the World
  10. Night Ranger--Sister Christian
  11. Billy Squier--The Stroke
  12. Winger--Seventeen

6 comments:

  1. I'd have to suggest "We Are the World". It had such promise and turned into such a sappy mess.

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  2. Actually, I liked that one too!

    ah well...

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  3. I kind of liked that one too; a sappy song for world peace still beats a sappy love song at least. Anyway, I have some more nominations, but they're not from me; Donna asked me to submit these for consideration of awfulness:

    *Sister Christian by Night Ranger
    *The Stroke by Billy Squire
    *Seventeen by Winger

    I know I definitely want to throw in a Journey song too; I'm not sure which one was the most awful; maybe someone could help me decide...

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  4. Being from Atlanta, I'm a little jaded. The first sappy world peace song I learned was an ad for a sugary, caffeinated soft drink.

    If you ever visited the former World of Coca-Cola museum (a creepy late-90s tribute to corporate brand identity), you've sat in the little theater that runs Coke ads from over the years. The message is always the same: Coca-Cola will bring world peace, cure cancer, ensure strong family relationships, and protect life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

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  5. Well, it looks like everyone is pretty much drinking Coke, so what's the hold up on world peace then? Maybe that we haven't yet defeated evil-pepsi...

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  6. If we leave Iraq, then the Pepsi will follow us home.

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