Shuck and Jive

Opinions expressed here are my own and do not represent the views of the congregation I joyfully serve. But my congregation loves me!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

The New Whineskins Clean Up the Church




"And yes, his activities have been reported."


You have been noted....
Ah yes, you have been noted.








We have a file on you. A rather large file, I must say...

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Witherspoon Society?

5 comments:

  1. These people scare me. Part of me wants them to get the hell out already and start practicing their hatemongering with actual PCA types (though it puts conservative ordained women in a tough spot, turnabout is fair play).

    On the other hand, I agree with my pastor that schism is inherently sinful in that it divides the body of Christ, and that the Christian thing to do is to go up to your opponents and hug their necks, even when your immediate urge is to wring their necks. She is, BTW, a former board member of Covenant Network, one of Bill Crawford's "evil" organizations--one that is committed to the unity of the PC(USA).

    Fifty years from now, we in the PC(USA) will look back at this weird time with amazement the way we now look at the misogyny of fifty years ago and the racism of 150 years ago.

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  2. Dang it, I thought the Whitherspoon Society was a group dedicated to the praise and worship of Reese Witherspoon, not some religious group. Oh well, a monkey can dream.

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  3. Monkey,

    I feel your pain. I am sure you have found Reese Witherspoon's Shrine? Now there is some religion.

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  4. I demanded he include Ablogination along with Shuck and Jive. Wish I could be there to see his toes curl up when he reads us. :D

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  5. It just occurred to me that just because it seems like nothing came from your having been reported, that doesn't mean that nothing actually happened. For all we know, you have been placed on.....



    DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!!!!!!!!

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