Shuck and Jive

Opinions expressed here are my own and do not represent the views of the congregation I joyfully serve. But my congregation loves me!

Monday, July 16, 2007

Some Gossip

I am happy to report that I am no longer the most gossiped about minister in Elizabethton. That honor goes to my new colleague. As Methodists recently made the changing of the guard, a local Methodist church has called a woman! I am not sure, but she may be the first woman called to pulpit ministry in Elizabethton.

Not only that, but she is with child!

I hear tell that she already has impressed them mightily with some excellent sermons. Finally, we can answer that age-old question:

Where does a pregnant woman belong?

Why in the pulpit, of course!

2 comments:

  1. One thing is for sure: There won't be another minister in the county who has as much gravidas.

    groan

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  2. Chris that is so so terribly horribly bad!

    I love it!

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