Shuck and Jive

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Monday, July 16, 2007

Religious Leaders Respond to Drought

We are experiencing a drought in East Tennessee, apparently all over the South. It is difficult for me to discern, being a westerner.

It is always so hot and dry in the West that we often drink Spam.

Nevertheless, water is an issue. Thanks to First Presby, Patti with this report:

Alabama, Kentucky & Tennessee are so dry that: The Baptists have started sprinkling. The Methodists are using a wet wash cloth. The Presbyterians are giving rain checks and, the Catholics are trying to turn wine back into water.