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Monday, February 02, 2009

Shuck and Jive is Biblical!

Even though N.T. Wrong is no longer blogging, the good bishop is keeping his helpful list of bibliobloggers including their current rank on the pop charts. I was pleasantly surprised to find Shuck and Jive now listed, coming in at #20 for the month of January.

I am so proud of this I even put the little gadget on the side bar that displays my official certification. I am not nearly as proud as James McGrath. Exploring Our Matrix reclaimed the #1 spot. Good show, James.

In recognition of the honor, I will say something biblical:

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats....

...And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
May God be Praised!

You will enjoy this exclusive interview with N.T. Wrong by Jim West (who is not nearly as biblical as James McGrath but much more biblical than N.T. Wright).


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