Ordination exams do not show how intelligent you are or how much information you know or how skilled you may be in ministry. With the exception of the Bible Content Exam, they are a subjective set of questions to show how well you can b.s. your way through theological niceties without sounding too smart or too harsh or too heretical.
After four years of college, three years of seminary, and through whatever other hoops they must jump, if candidates for ministry do not pass all of these exams, they do not pass go and become PCUSA ministers.
Even if candidates make it that far, if their lives do not conform to some Ozzie and Harriet view of reality (ie. NO lgbtq), they do not pass go.
Then the final squeeze. They have to stand up in front of the crowd and affirm a bunch of ordination vows that are suitable for the sixteenth century.
These ordination rituals train ministers how to engage in doublespeak. They make liars and sheep out of people. We are training sheepish liars who have learned how to shut up and play the game.
It is a sick game. It is a sick game to force upon clergy and a sick game to force upon people who want to serve the church as elders and deacons.
Carol took on the ordination exam question quite masterfully.
I am interested in taking on the vow question. We place far too much emphasis on our theological heritage in the wrong way. Yes, there is a Bible and there are stories about a guy (or a literary character--or both) named Jesus. And there is a whole history of creeds and beliefs and philosophies. It is good to know that stuff. Clergy should have a working knowledge of the tradition. At best it is a well of spiritual insight.
The problem with the vows is that we are supposed to "believe" things about this tradition in a certain way. There are vows about the Bible, Jesus, creeds, and confessions.
You won't find anything in the vows about the importance of learning new things. There is nothing in there about "believing" in the Book of Nature for instance. You can believe and teach that Earth is 10,000 years old. That's fine, but don't dare doubt that the Bible is God's Word, whatever that means.
The point is that these vows are outdated. They are used to squelch creativity and insight. The further they are removed from the things people actually do believe, the more they will be used for punitive purposes. They need to be updated. I suggest four vows that will do the trick:
1) Do you promise to draw from the insights of the Christian traditions and from the insights of human reason?
2) Will you serve the people with energy, intelligence, imagination, and love? (One of the current vows I like).
3) Will you work within our church's polity?
4) Will you be a friend among your colleagues, treating them as you would have them treat you?
Honor the tradition. Use your gifts. Work within the rules. Respect others' freedom. What more do we need?
I leave you with two quotes.
The first is from Roy Hoover from his essay Tradition and Faith in a New Era:
Those who insist upon the unaltered retention of traditional forms of religious understanding and language and who retreat from the challenge posed by the actual world after Galileo want to direct the Christian community into the confines of a sacred grotto, an enclosed, religiously defined world that is brought completely under the control of scripture and tradition; and they want to turn the ordained clergy into antiquities dealers. This is the only course open to those who regard it as necessary for Christians to live within the world of their sacred texts and in submission to the authority of their tradition. The irony is that the Judeo-Christian tradition can be a resource for an enlightened faith in our time only if its heirs live outside of its sacred texts rather than inside them.And the second from a book I just finished by Peter Gomes: The Scandalous Gospel of Jesus: What's So Good About the Good News?
At no point does Jesus make the past sacred. Never does he point to an age that was superior to the age that is or is to come, and yet so many of us take pride in our fidelity to the age that is past, pledging our fealty to Nicea, Chalcedon, or Westminster, as if theirs were the last moments in which the Spirit spoke. Jesus never appealed to some past theological consensus; he claimed the future for God, and for those people of God who were prepared to regard the future as the place where God would perform his transforming wonders. p. 243